Holidays: Vacation in Hell

Vacation in Hell

By misc - 08/06/2011 17:52 - Netherlands

Today, while in Holland, I lost the bag with my passport, debit and credit cards, license, and camera. I froze my accounts and filled out the paperwork for a new passport. My bag was found the second time I went to the police, with everything in it. Now my accounts are frozen for the 3 weeks I'm here. FML

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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Stuck here

By Anonymous - 19/03/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next three days. FML

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Bad day, huh?

By evenpoorer - 16/03/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8-hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I'm now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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Nicked it

By Imdead - 14/09/2018 22:00

Today, we're taking the plane home from Dublin after a school trip that I only barely got onto after troubles with my passport. Luckily for me, a kind person had decided to save me from the passport this evening - together with the rest of my wallet. I'm stuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 04:29 - Korea Republic of

Today, I picked up my passport, as my previous one was damaged in a car crash. As the teller warned me that a pattern of damaged passports would result in longer processing periods, she spilled her coffee - all over my new passport. I'm supposed to go overseas in a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Gilroy

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 08:05 - Poland

Today, I was at the Polish border when I found my passport was gone. I contacted the last place I stayed at and the owner said he would handle it. I reluctantly agreed as I was being charged international rates. Apparently, "taking care of it" means telling the embassy I'm retarded. FML

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By bluefrisky - 29/09/2012 07:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, we had movers come in to take all of our stuff as the final step to our move to the States. We have our flight scheduled for tomorrow evening. Thing is, they accidentally took my carry-on bag without my knowledge. In that carry-on there was a little something called a passport. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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sensoon15 7

Wednesday 8 June 2011 23:57

at least your bag is found

hatesfate 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 0:15

26 - and we care because?

Comments

gasp34 4

Thursday 9 June 2011 0:01

at least you are in Holland

HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 9 June 2011 0:05

Hah, I've seen this virus before on Facebook. You don't fool me. You're probably a 35 year old overweight truck driver called Kevin sitting in a greasy spoon diner in the middle of Arizona. On the other hand, if you really are a woman stuck in Holland with no money, I think a guy called Mike has an apartment there where you can stay for free.

cocobulla1 4

Thursday 9 June 2011 0:21

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ur hilarious! I officially luv u!!!! hahahahaha

im_awsome 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 2:01

his picture matches his comment as well lol

TrollsFTW 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 0:07

Looks like you're in a frozen situation.

k8izgr8_fml 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 0:16

19- no. just no.

cocobulla1 4

Thursday 9 June 2011 0:23

oh god, I was laughing at the comment up there ^ and as soon as I read this, I immediately stopped laughing, thx for ruinin my fun

IHATETROLLSS 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 3:46

your dog is cute but you fail at being funny give up

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 9 June 2011 3:54

I would have accepted "Looks like you're in a cold, cold spot/place".

Infamous_Hawk 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:05

Was that supposed to be a joke?

YacL 15

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:11

19's comment sounds strange. Probably just me though.

TrollsFTW 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 21:38

lolcatz

MrXerxes5 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 0:08

You couldn't call for them to unfreeze your accounts because you found your missing credit/debit cards and passport...? btw is there a lot prostitutes in HoLand?