Value

By Randy - 13/09/2011 02:15 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find my wife asleep in her easy chair with my two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was my 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from my dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML
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theunwiseone 4

Maybe u should have hidden it away better. Tut tut

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azzatheranga 0

haha so u leave 2000 worth of paper on the floor next to a 2 year old

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vampireluv3r 0

That's really ****** up my dad would of killed me if I did that to his superman shit!!!! But u really shouldn't have left it where ur 2 yr old could find it

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icychil 13

YDI - your valuable collection should be put away somewhere where two-year-old can't reach it and for you to leave obviously too much of housekeeping/parenting on your wife. Your home and your family too, remember?

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yeti420 0

Too much on his wife that's her job! Cooking Cleaning Children and Sex.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

And you didn't toddler-proof your home because...? For all you know the child could have found the comic books after your wide fell asleep... I'm assuming your wife doesn't look at them and because they were collectors items you don't typically have them out in the open. So, this isn't her fault... this is yours. You need to put valuables away where kids can't reach them.

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yeti420 0

Who said you could leave the kitchen ****?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

What the ****?! Seriously??? There's no need to divorce the wife; it's not necessarily her fault. She may not have known the comics were in reach of the child since she's probably not the one who looks at them, and the kid probably found them after she'd fallen asleep. Most parents will make sure nothing's in the way that their child can get into if they decide to take a nap... while napping while babysitting isn't a good idea, if there was nothing the kid could get into there's really no problem. There's no need to put the damn kid in an orphanage just because he tore up a comic book. He's ******* two. He's not going to know the value or what it is, he was just curious as any other two year old is. **** you. I hope you never have kids or get married. It'll save you a lot of money.

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salubrious 0

Kill the ******* child.....take away HIS inheritance.....

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