wow the first sentence of this fml is an fml itself. I was TRYING to give my girlfriend an ******. LMAO. but hey shes the bitch for totally not accepting the fact that you were putting in an effort.

ZzZzZz how does this get past moderation?

You think your reaming your girlfriend and you end up boring her! Can I get a shout out from all the dudes in shop class!? I think if you have such natural talent for interior decorating, the problem is that you are trying to **** the wrong gender.

Haha, what an old joke.

I doubt this is real. My wife told me this joke all the time.

um imma chick I'm not going down on other girls etc I'm trying to figure out how to make MYSELF/have a bf make me cum. lol sorry to start an argument :P

I was sure the average dick size was five inches, not six. But I agree with you, a lot of chicks don't know shit about dicks. Isn't it width that matters most, anyway? The friction feels best? [/moderatelyunrelated] I mean, average five (or six) inches... and if I've done MY research right, the average "pleasure area" in the ****** is four inches... and then the average width of a penis is around five inches (it's a tricky thing to say though; obviously the head and base are thicker than the shaft, and such), then the chicks usually "open up" about three or four inches (I forget)... so doesn't it mean that the majority of guys are more than capable, in that aspect? Girls in general are pretty judgementally harsh... I mean, think about those with smaller boobs. I've seen lots of real bitches just tear into someone for not being fully developed. It's just not fair. But, if shit here can be of any example, guys do it too. "LOL U MUST HAF SMAL DIX LOL" - it's sad really. Luckily, I'm... pretty sure the guys I know are nice enough. Everyone just needs to shut up. It's not the olden days; both genders have ways to make up for it.... But... "start with less attractive" and "bone the hot popular girl in school" ...? That sounds judgemental itself. Don't preach what you don't practice, bud. As for the foreplay and fellatio... yes, you should do lots of it in general. Like you said, girls are hard to please, so it's definitely a smart thing to make sure they're fully aroused before really getting into it.

Pleasure: You're doing it wrong.

So I say YDI for 1) Saying you were giving her an ****** which you clearly weren't. and 2) Not knowing the meaning of ****** and using it in a sentance completely wrong. You were "Trying" to give her an ******, but clearly she wasn't actually having one which makes you stupid.

Someone needs practice. ha ha.