Vibe check

By Hopelesslover - 04/08/2009 21:03 - Malta

Spicy
Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm as she was lying on her back. I asked her, "How do you like that, baby?" She responded by asking where I bought my suspended ceiling and spotlights, as she thought they would look good in her flat. She apparently got bored instead of turned on. FML
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Same thing different taste

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He was TRYING to talk to her... that's why he asked... I mean, yeah, you can go "YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BABY" during sex, so I hear, but that doesn't mean it's not a question. And he WAS concerned with how she was feeling, obviously, or he wouldn't say "I was trying to make my girl ******" Bitch should have responded and told him what she liked. FYL OP [edit] god damn it FML... This was aimed at 1.

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id justt like to say that dick size doesnt really matter... seriously, they turned out to be a lot bigger than i expected. as a matter of fact, big ones can actually be pretty uncomfortable, even painful. but it is kinda like you lot and our boobs, it shouldnt really matter that much but some people think slightly smaller is disgusting and freakish and needs to be fixed. it also kinda seems that guys are more judgemental and shallow to me, but i guess thats just how youre born, sometimes, smaller can be better.

Owned? I give my girlfriend double orgasms every time. Someone needs sexpeeeeerience.

star_ver 0

******* long ass comment. Are you serious?

At least he's asking and trying. But for her to make her disinterest so obvious when he's making an effort to pleasure her says to me that it's not his fault. She's just not that into sex with him. I see a breakup coming down the road. Sorry, dude, hope you find a girl who's actually into you.

irockmyworld is an idiot. All those girls in **** writhing and moaning from being tit-******? Right. Cuz last time I checked there's a ******** between my ****. Girls, you need to practice if you want orgasms. Different things (hands, oral, sex) different positions, fantasize, get into it! When I'm with a decent guy who's willing to make even the slightest effort, I have at least 5 or 6 each time. Last night I had 12! But the first 3 years I was having sex, I never had even one. Now, I can get myself off or a guy can get me off in less than 2 min! (Trust me, it's awesome) It's just practice, practice, practice!

Tatiblahblah 0

YDI for trying to please a woman.

The vast majority of females would not enjoy or appreciate any 'techniques' males pick up from ****. **** is marketed towards males, and what they like...not what females want. There's nothing wrong with picking up ideas to use with your partner, but make sure to find if they're interested in such things before you try what you saw. Props to you, Hopelesslover. Unlike many males you actually tried to give your girlfriend an ****** and attempted to communicate with her. Yes, asking may be a mood killer (speaking from experience there), but if she commented on your ceiling then she wasn't really in the mood anyway. Best chance to find out what she needs would probably after sex while cuddling. Just express that you want to give her pleasure, but don't make that the focus of the encounter as that can also be a mood killer because she could feel pressured. All you need is practice and time. For females the ****** is more mental than physical so make sure she's in the mood before you start your advances.

Mate just take it slow, seriously start kissing her and strokeing her body hours before you start. Then when you do start getting a little more serious ask her what she wants. Then give it to her but only ot an extent. If she wants oral then just gently tease her with the tip of your tongue. MAKE her want more, then when you give it to her she will be alot more in the mood and hopefully ready for you to do the job. Also you don't have to hump like a jack rabit to get her to ******, try long and firm thrusts building in speed to a past about the same as a steady heart beat. Whatever you do keep kissing her and playing with her nipples and the like, do it PASSIONATELY...... at the end of the day all women are different and you BOTH have to figure out what pleases her

wickedgrl13 0

I completely agree with ya. I love when the passion builds. it's so sexy ;)