Relatable, Awkward, Dating, First Dates and Love: Wait, what?

Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my date realised I have a daughter, her actual response was, "Ew." She then got up from our table and went and sat at the bar. By the time I paid my half (and only my half) of the bill, she was already glommed onto another guy at the bar with her hand on his thigh. FML

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DerrickJames 33

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:54

Boy, you can do much better than her.

facepalmtoomuch 8

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:55

She probably texted her friend to come and say that for her so she could go home and watch the season finale of Dexter.

Comments

cmayer 20

Wednesday 19 December 2012 10:18

Harsh. But you saved hours, days, months, maybe years of your life when she got up from the table. Consider yourself lucky.

aly_pinay22 8

Wednesday 19 December 2012 10:41

Don't worry OP. You'll find the one when the time is right. She obviously wasn't the one.

gabcampbell 5

Wednesday 19 December 2012 10:57

What a bitch. You can do so much better.

bubbish 3

Wednesday 19 December 2012 10:58

Maybe the fact that you let some random stranger disturb your date without dealing with it is the reason your date got tired? I'm sorry to be harsh but grow some balls man, girls can smell the lack of them from a mile away.

SoylentCandycorn 10

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:09

What you call a "lack of balls" is simply a complete lack of charm, depth or manners on both of these female's parts. What did you expect the OP do? Beat his chest and throw the table at a girl walking up to his date? Would that be manly enough for you?

misstomtom 7

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:30

What does a lack of balls smell like? Maybe I don't want to know.

bubbish 3

Wednesday 19 December 2012 14:23

Obviously the OP didn't do much about the situation, seeing as how he let his date walk away. This is the part that makes me call him out. It's easy to be the victim, especially when everyone on this site goes "aww she wasn't good enough for you anyway". All I'm saying is that that isn't a very good attitude if you're looking to appeal to women. Stand up for yourselves!

cristy91 33

Wednesday 19 December 2012 15:04

I say he did what he was supposed to. Would you want to keep dating a woman who up an left in the middle of a date because of a stranger's opinion?

AugustBurnsToast 14

Wednesday 19 December 2012 11:00

That's just plain and straight none of the other girl's damn business. And it seems his dinner date had absolutely no consideration for his feelings whatsoever. Smh.

pantherpride98 10

Monday 24 December 2012 2:44

Agreed

AliensAteMyUncle 3

Wednesday 19 December 2012 11:01

It sounds unlikely, I think it was probably her friend and they were doing that as a prank. Or maybe I just can't believe someone would be that shallow.

KM96 24

Wednesday 19 December 2012 11:02

Obviously not a keeper - very shallow ... So you dodged a bullet there. Don't worry, there will be someone out there, who will love you no matter what ;)