Walk or shame

By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 04:25 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML
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1DisGR8 32

Okay that sucks but did you really have to put the spare in a sex toy drawer? Shouldn't you have put it somewhere more accessible?

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ViviMage 38

My mom entrusts spares to both daughters and a sister, all in driving range to assist. And I keep a spare in my purse.

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kayla2228 14

Well, at least you spared your kid from a future traumatic experience.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Your oldest has been in that drawer already.

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graceinsheepwear 33

How was the child going to bring the spare to you? By car? Bus? A friend? Walking 12 miles? This part is unclear.

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jenjen53 7

Why in the world would you keep keys in the same place as your sex toys???????

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dirty_dan_ 15

Maybe that's not the best place to have a spare key. I'd change that real quick

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PANDORUM89 21

why didn't you have your oldest come get you so you could get the key?

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unwantedforlife 14

Im surprised you don't have AAA. Completely worth it for situations like these

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writerchic85 25

So was there no one you could call to come get you? You couldn't call AAA to unlock the car?

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