Wanker

By alicia - 20/12/2012 22:45 - Canada - Montreal

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Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
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verkaderk 9

Wait a second... So he would rather have his own hand touch his penis than your's?

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ThePsyche 9

Does anyone know what's up with all the YDI's lately? Even some that are genuine FML's are being voted YDI. Why?

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looney_mc 4

Well do the same with a big ass toy. See if he likes that

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Threnody666 19

Sounds like foreplay to me. There is nothing hotter than watching a man touch himself. I don't see why this is on FML....

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

"Foreplay" is a jerk weasel word meaning "get her just wet enough to screw her." There should be no such thing as "foreplay." It should be "She Comes First."

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simoncat 11

And you're going to marry this twit? Why? Why?

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aztecwarrior1983 1

Maybe he doesn't feel very attracted to you and he needs ****. Or he might be bored.

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yumcupcakes 2

Yea, if I were to watch my fiancé get off by watching other girls I'd be sick to my stomach. Not turned on.

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dan_in_wi 12

tell him his dick beaters should be playing with u instead

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