Wanker

By alicia - 20/12/2012 22:45 - Canada - Montreal

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Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
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verkaderk 9

Wait a second... So he would rather have his own hand touch his penis than your's?

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ThePsyche 9

Does anyone know what's up with all the YDI's lately? Even some that are genuine FML's are being voted YDI. Why?

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nottheyoungest 18

He seems like a handful. Maybe you could do something about it.. "Honey, that is not foreplay! *goes down on him* This is." Blow him out of his mind.

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99megster 15

Why are there so many YDI's on every single FML lately! I can't be the only one wondering this

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olpally 32

They said there's been some glitches in the site recently and they are currently working on fixing it. Don't worry. :)

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sergentkyle 12

Eh, sometimes I accidentally press "YDI" But you're right. I just think people do it for no reason; just to be stupid I guess.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Trolls will be trolls.

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white16sox 19

Yea guys let's completely ignore olpally's comment and repeat the question that's already been explained multiple times.

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Trix_Disorder 20

Glitches aside... this IS considered a form of foreplay to some, and her making it an absolute makes her sound uninformed and rude. She should explain it's just not appealing to HER. I tapped YDI.

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PokemonLove993 17

well some guys like watching a girl touch herself so maybe he thought it worked both ways?

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panda_lou 11

It does. Just not with every woman. Same goes for guys as not all like watching.

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coolio1213 1

I don't see why this has so many YDIs. Alot of the newer ones do :/ hmm...maybe a lot of women are on their periods lol

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Enslaved 36

It can be for some. Why wouldn't a few get turned on by viewing someone self gratifying? Ex: Many guys enjoy watching their girlfriends/wife **********. You could even take notes on the technique and study how he likes to be touched. Visual lesson to be learnt perhaps? Come on, that could be hot!

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DarthVader77 9

So, you are THAT bad? Brave man if he is still your fiancé!

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Nirah_fml 18

My boyfriend's idea of foreplay is to honk my boobs and then try to push my head down towards his lap. He has tried when I've talked about how that doesn't really work, but then he slips back into old habits within a couple of days. Funny thing is, he's excellent at it when he knows I'm on my period and he wants to get me in the mood so that I'll give him a ********

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souljacker 11

One of the reasons I dumped my ex was for saying 'honk' every time he grabbed my ****. Wtf is that? Lol

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simoncat 11

Nirah- you need to dump YOUR bf. What an ass he sounds like.

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