Wanker

By alicia - 20/12/2012 22:45 - Canada - Montreal

Spicy
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 309
You deserved it 11 981

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Wait a second... So he would rather have his own hand touch his penis than your's?

ThePsyche 9

Does anyone know what's up with all the YDI's lately? Even some that are genuine FML's are being voted YDI. Why?

Comments

I'm confused. Do you mean watching him jerk it RATHER than watching a porno or do you mean he is watching a porno WHILE jerking it? Just want to clarify. Some people do consider that a form of foreplay watching their lover pleasure themselves. However if he believes you are supposed to be ready to go after just that then I can understand your frustration. Maybe it gets him going to have to watch? Does he at least reciprocate and perform things that you like? The porno would be distracting if he had it on so you could def. ask for that to be turned off. Maybe it would be different if he was focused on you instead? Communication is key.

I meant to say. . . To have YOU watch.

TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Well, some just accidentally hit it if they're on the mobile site/app. But some just like doing it for no reason I guess. :/

Trix_Disorder 20

Because this IS considered a form of foreplay to some, and her making it an absolute makes her sound uninformed and rude. She should explain it's just not appealing to HER.

There's nothing wrong with ****. Don't be a prude.

I think he needs an upgrade. Get with the program or get out girlfriend!

Did you catch him doing it by himself or was it to start a fun night?

It was foreplay so, it was meant to start a fun night.

Bluejaywilde 10

What the hell is with all of the YDI's on the past like 10 FMLs?

lindaruiz 5

It would be more enjoyable if you were the one doing him the favor....that's weird he's doing it to himself while you watch?? Ewww

If he rather ********** to **** than do you, well, you have bigger problems than whether he considers it foreplay or not.