Wankers of the world unite!

By ari - 19/03/2012 05:49 - United States

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Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML
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ghostlilac 25

Did you not see the "hardcore ****" FML from earlier? :P

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LadyJoker21 0

Dudeeeeee when I become a mom I'm a start taken video and photos so I can catch my sons and daughters in the act

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eringray101010 3

That's sick and nasty. There is no need for that and I'm pretty sure it counts as child pornography. Perv

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immaMonsta 8

#30 That's disturbing...why would you wanna do that? Your daughter or son would only be doing something natural anyway.

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sqeakyclean 7

Please don't reproduce. Whack job.

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downtime 12

30, Your children would then be embarrassed not because you caught them, but because they have to know you for at least another few years.

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DocBastard 38

"I'm a start taken video"? Is this Dumbass Speak for "I'm going to start taking video"? Don't worry, everyone. I'm sure when the time comes she'll be so stupid that she won't be able to figure out how sex works. I think we're all safe.

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downtime 12

48, Worst case scenario, she won't know how cameras work either. She will probably barge in with a confused look on her face as she hits the eject button and blames it on the lens cap.

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MigraineurOfLife 15

...and the "Dumb-Ass Comment of the Year" Award goes to _______ lady... Ahem, if you say so.

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micahsmommy 13

Doc, if lady joker ends up in your hospital could you "accidentally" sew her legs shut please?

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M3NT5HUN 0

Might as well call it child **** >:(

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michellenKG 5

THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? why would you even want to see that?! your disgusting....

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enopola 5

That's really ****** up! Why would you even want to catch them?

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Angelrose2004 17

Calm down everyone! Crappy joke, but i'm assuming it's an old fml reference from a couple of days ago.

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DocBastard 38

It's a shitty joke that's terribly written, with awful grammar and **** WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

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Angelrose2004 17

I agree. It was a shitty joke and a very creepy statement. But there's no reason to freak out over a total fail fml reference. Just thumb his ass down. Smh

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kerr888 0

There has been an uptick in the ding-a-ling population

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OrigamiProdigy 0

Dafuq? Did I read that right? Yes, yes I did. That is.... Disturbing.

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EyeCeYu 7

I swear kids dont know how to use a lock any more.

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SukiIzumi 8

Don't know about you but when I was growing up locking your bedroom door meant losing it haha..

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OrigamiProdigy 0

Yes. My dad took off the door and hid it. I don't even know how he managed to hide a door, but he did. Then, when I got it back, I put a "Don't forget to knock" sign on my door.:P

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MainPrism 16

Why? Because they want you to keep out unless you knock first? Seems pretty self explanatory i mean most notes dont say PLEASE... I know mine never did lmao

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Jawzx01 7

So, the other side of this story should be "coming" soon.

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Everyone knows that... Cuz they are baking a cake & don't want it to fall. Silly OP.

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fat_snooki_lol 6

Mom!!! I'm cleaning my room!!!

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dustbunny10 0

Haha are you the mother of the hardcore **** kid?:P

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niklaus1 5

or a jacking off sign like sammy in blue mountain state. at least that way you definitely know NOT to violate the sign

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Travis95_fml 8

Maybe you should follow the signs to dumb ****.

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