Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: War drums

War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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By ChubbyTubby - 17/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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Automaton

By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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OcampoFTW 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:06

Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"

marmots 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:11

At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"

Comments

maddy14 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:05

Mmmm......shmexy

kitkrest 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:27

After that happened did you make him go Han(d) Solo?

FTW567 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 21:24

-facepalm-

aragmir 13

Sunday 31 July 2011 22:11

I would have crooned "The Imperial March"!

Mallix 4

Monday 1 August 2011 3:14

I told this to my boyfriend and he said "That's awesome." So it could be worse, as you've probably read on here.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Monday 1 August 2011 3:15

dude, star wars refs in bed are the best!

Medic3 4

Monday 1 August 2011 4:10

"I find your lack of ******...disturbing..." *cough* choke* *gasp*

Piinkdottx3 5

Monday 1 August 2011 5:37

thats actually cute!

Dominik222 4

Monday 1 August 2011 5:45

your bf is a ****** champ!!!

lulzmylife 4

Monday 1 August 2011 5:55

Why is this a bad thing? Star Wars is freaking awesome!

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