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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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By ChubbyTubby - 17/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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Automaton

By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

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Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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OcampoFTW 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:06

Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"

marmots 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:11

At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"

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Crash_1524 0

Monday 1 August 2011 6:12

R2 V2 xD

SadinSherman 16

Monday 1 August 2011 6:46

I like Star Wars,but that's a little weird.

TNthunder 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:33

that's like winning for nerds everywhere.

MySilverCrow 0

Monday 1 August 2011 15:02

I bet his dick looks like an ewok.

sarahhoho 0

Monday 1 August 2011 17:59

well that's just ******* kinky ;p

Levvy 22

Monday 1 August 2011 19:32

Making the bald Ewok dance. Punching Sebulba. Moffing the Tarkin. Shooting the womprat. Jumping to delight speed. Training with Yoda. Extending the meatsaber. This could go on forever.

Arch27 27

Monday 1 August 2011 20:08

At least he wasn't dressed as a Tusken Raider, swinging his gaffi over his head...

yowassup44 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:29

let the force be with you ...

forbiddenfruit69 3

Tuesday 2 August 2011 2:36

YDI for not liking Star Wars :)

cdaman13 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 3:50

Hey I would have done the same

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