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By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 13:00 - United States - Grand Junction

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML
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YouThatReadWrong 13

Persistence is key

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interesting33 36

Does anyone else find it disturbing that he kept going when she was presumably in pain and shouting at him to stop? I know there is an urge to finish and everything and it may be hard to resist once started but this seems wrong.

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VeganDarkLight 31

Well, the FML says nothing about OP shouting at him to stop. Maybe she even moaned because she was in pain and he took it as a sign that she was enjoying it? We'll never know unless OP follows up.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Bringing the term "coffee" to a whole new level.

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elsie23 11

Maybe he was bored and afraid of falling at sleep

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

The problem wasnt the coffee, the problem was he kept thrusting while drinking, like come on bro who does that.

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trucker2 33

Next time, give the poor man a coffee break

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worldclassrager 39

If he wants his coffee lets change positions missionary is now learned the wrong intention

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