Intimacy: Warrior

Warrior

By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 13:00 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Raise the pressure

By Anonymous - 14/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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By nah - 04/02/2009 14:35 - United States

Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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The_Bengineer 13

Monday 21 September 2015 18:30

Sounds hot.

datkenna 20

Monday 21 September 2015 18:48

Who drinks coffee during sex

Comments

twister45 17

Monday 21 September 2015 20:48

He was trying to get a caffeine boost for the big finish

trucker2 33

Monday 21 September 2015 20:48

You could have given him a coffee break ya nimfo

trucker2 33

Monday 21 September 2015 21:24

Nympho

pete9913 23

Monday 21 September 2015 21:06

A cold drink I can see, but hot coffee, in the middle?

elektra2 16

Monday 21 September 2015 22:00

Perhaps he was feeling sleepy during sex.

gratunka 11

Monday 21 September 2015 21:09

that's from the movie 'office space'. he was trying to be cool.

Le_ponderer 14

Monday 21 September 2015 21:11

Icecream, chocolate syrup, wine... these are all things I have heard of being used to spice up sex. Hot coffee; not so much.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Monday 21 September 2015 21:12

Now that's a thirsty mother ******.

kylerzz 15

Monday 21 September 2015 21:12

the guy needed a power boost

djm2010 8

Monday 21 September 2015 21:16

Most girls don't get wetter from 3rd degree burns.

chibikatans 14

Monday 21 September 2015 21:25

Why do I think of that scene from office space where the main character thought his girlfriend (jennifer aniston) was sleeping with the president Bill Lumbergh in a crazy nightmare he had.