Warrior

By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 13:00 - United States - Grand Junction

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML
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AmIReallyRenee 20

Don't stop, just make it kinky and keep going!!! :p

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leogachi 15

@13 Or maybe stop because she didn't like it.

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AmIReallyRenee 20

Unless your a masochist, scalding hot coffee doesn't feel good on bare skin

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itwasntme14 19

This goes to show that us guys can't multitask

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Goblin182 26

No. If he could have pulled it off without spilling, then it would have been proof.

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elektra2 16

#16 Finally, a man who has no problem accepting that.

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juturnaamo 29

She was pretty clearly joking.

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PharmacyJoe 13

He must be a GTA fan. They all know that hot coffee = sex.

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vikky538 28

Next time ask him to try red bull.. Coz red bull gives you wings not skin burns

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khorstmye 15

Sometime you just need an extra little burst of energy

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Drosophila82 18

Jesus Christ, I can understand if it were a glass of beer or vodka, but coffee! Is he bored to the level of requiring a nootrppic to help him focus!

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