Wasps can **** right off

By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0

Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

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sparxva 12

Better marry that girl because she is *way* tougher than you.

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RollFizzlebeef 0

AGREED! Marry the Waspslayer. She will keep you safe. You can try to make yourself useful washing dishes or something.

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twilightfreak779 0

how cute =]

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avacada57 9

hockey players aren't ******* I'd like to see you go out there and play AAA hockey and still call it pussy

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GMX_fml 0

hey NYKnicks 36 I'm a football player and I don't care what sport this guy plays he is a pussy

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bjcarson 0

I am a average sized Australian of 6'2 and im scared of cockroaches. but call me a pussy and ill break your neck...unless your an oversized cockroach of course :D

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Schwarzenegger87 0

Today, I asked out a hot girl in school. She said she hopes I have a big dick! ..... So it hurts more when I GO **** MYSELF. FML **** YOU WASP BOY I BET YOUR NOT AFRAID OF THE NICE LADY's STRAP ON DEVICE

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mugiwara_fml 0

Girlfriends with flamethrower : they can save hockey players from wasps. With closed eyes. With one hand. :o)

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Fr33lanc3r 0

Fear of bees is funny. At least when it's happening to other people, I do the same thing.

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