Wasps can **** right off
By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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the girl who is 6'1" and can't find a boyfriend taller than her. FHL. Seriously, though, don't you ever feel like a pedophile?
Or the 5'0 guy who can't find a woman! Poor short male bastards.
that's cute :P
katiebabe93
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I don't get it ???????????
If it's from Pennsylvania, it's probably Sidney Crosby.
OP is a ******
are u dating a 4th grader??
xHabsfanx
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No, he's dating a midget. Haven't you ever seen the most unlikely couples on Jerry Springer?
wsdarrah
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-.- I'm a tenth grader, and happen to be 4' 11" and one half.
everyone that is saying hockey players are ******* shut the **** up. fyi I'm a hockey player and I'll kick all of your asses. and dude dw everyones afraid of something.
@luongo6... You're a pussy. As well as a conceited prick. =)
@luongo6... You're a pussy. As well as a conceited asshole.
Anon17564
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Conceited? What do you call all the ALPHA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALES who e-**** slap any man on the internet who admits to being scared of something? You know you don't always have to be proving something. You'd be a lot happier if you loosened up and accepted that not everybody experiences things the same way you do. All of you have some "weakness" or another. Blaming somebody for a phobia is like blaming somebody for being tall. Just because you can't see peoples' minds doesn't mean they're all the same.
Actually, all I was getting at about the fact that he is conceited is that he clearly stated he can kick anyones ass. When in reality, how does he know that he can do that? That my friend is being conceited... You know, being high on yourself. No need to write a story, buddy.
paul924
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**** hockey! gayest sport ever! ur a ****** pussy for playin it
obvious troll is obvious. That wasp needs to come to play for the Florida Panthers. It'll probably do a much better job in puck possession and defense in the crease than 3/4 of the signed players on that team could.
infamouskilla
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Yeah...a sport where the players are pretty much encouraged to beat the shit out of each other is THE biggest pussy sport on the planet. I'm so glad I'm a fan of other sports like golf and curling, which are EASILY the most badass things in the world.
well it'd be more reasonable to cower if u were allergic to them reason to hate them
u make no sense
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Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.
Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!