Wasps can **** right off
By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
I agree, your life sucks
12 190
You deserved it
42 236
Top comments
Comments
**** that I HATE bees/wasps. I would have done the exact same thing.
Is your girlfriend Snookie, from the show/horror movie "Orange New Yorkers Invade the Jersey Shore," ?!?
Purpose30
0
LMAOOO!! orange new yorkers!!! but Mae he said 4'11"... Snookie was like 4'9" fhl
FYL that you're a hockey player, or FYL that your girl got more testicular fortitude than you?
Both. xD
FYI for not being a hockey player
never underestimate the little girls. they'll kick your ass!!!!
Spiders are ******* different.. *cowers in corner* IT ATE EVERYTHING!!
Damn right we will c:
awesome girlfriend though. right?
6.2" and a 4.11" wooooow how does that work?
It's works perfectly fine. Most guys like shorter girls. My girlfriend is 5'0" and I'm 5'8".
susieKiute
0
5'8 and 5'0 isn't much of a difference but 6'2 and 4'11??? I'vr never heard of that working so well. maybe he has to pick her up to kiss her hahaha! I have a friend who is 4'11 and idk but to me she is teeny....I'm 5'6 and I have to bend down to tall to her sometimes lol!
I was thinking the same thing! Awkward sex, FTW.
f_your_life_09
0
I'm 5 foot 3 with my shoes on and my boyfriend is 6 foot 6. I don't even come up to his shoulder and it works just fine. height doesn't matter...
f_your_life_09
0
the sex isn't awkward. dick in pussy. it's the same no matter how tall or short someone is.
...What is this 'dick' you refer to? O_o
denbeste
3
Some kind of mythological creature.
I'm 5" and my bf is 6"3, same difference. it's not bad haha infact all my bfs have been over 6 feet. and op, I'm sorry that where you live has wasps right now. :( I hate them.
perdix
29
I'll bet you played for Team Canada, you pussy. Good thing you have an American girlfriend with some courage. At you got a gold medal awarded to you, so all the hometown fans wouldn't start crying.
I was thinking it was Sidney Crosby when I saw the poster was from Pennsylvania, but I'm sure Gary Bettman is taller than 4'11".
perdix, why are you hating on Canada? I don't think of you as superiour as before now..mercyFML shall be the great one now..
xHabsfanx
0
He's still bitter from Sunday's game. Get over it dude, you lost.
perdix
29
Just kidding, man, i'm just venting over Sunday game. I'll get over it. I won't hate Canada in a day or two ;)
It's ok, America got more gold medals than Canada so you don't need to be so upset that you lost hockey. OH WAIT...no you didn't :) hahah jk. it's only because this is the first time that Canada has done so good; we're all very proud of our athletes!
AngryNinja
1
Sid the Kid proved his nickname correct by bawling his damn eyes out. -.-
muffinsareyummy
1
ROFL @ #30. ******* greatness, man.
At least our country didn't vote for such a dumb leader, Bush.
Canada is the best country
KurouTenshi
0
I'll bet your girlfriend is fun in the sac. just saying.
hahaha! your girlfriend is as tall as my ani XD
Unless you're deathtly allergic to the wasp you are the biggest Canadian vag I've seen on FML
Keywords
The Top
I agree, your life sucks
42 975
You deserved it
10 760
I agree, your life sucks
41 666
You deserved it
3 982
The Top
I agree, your life sucks
39 301
You deserved it
11 961
I agree, your life sucks
36 211
You deserved it
3 897
I agree, your life sucks
31 332
You deserved it
3 338
I agree, your life sucks
32 122
You deserved it
3 231
I agree, your life sucks
12 331
You deserved it
22 268
I agree, your life sucks
30 332
You deserved it
3 022
Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.
Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!