Wasps can **** right off

By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0

Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

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aardvarkish 15

I guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship

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heart604 0

Ugh **** you and your girlfriend from a girl who is 5'10 and only gets 5'8 (or less) men hitting her. DATE SOMEONE YOUR OWN HEIGHT! (hahahaha)

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lky830 0

haha that's how it's like with me and my bf, but he's allergic to wasps, and he's also not a foot taller than me :D

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Mandy_fml 0

That big a height difference is a bit pervy. I'm 6"0 and dating a guy that short would be like dating a child.

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luabunny 0

its ok op.. my boyfriend couldnt watch the scene in shutter island with all of the rats.

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delaney16 0

epic fail and 1 shut the **** up wat. r u ? right ur a butt pirate and or fudge packer fag emo person that doesn't have a resemblence to a life so here sits a fag insulting people who could Billy Jack ur ass

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YOUbeTROLLIN 0

*cough* pussy *cough cough* go grow a pair <-- lawll

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christen09 8

YDI for dating midgets......perv

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