Wasps can **** right off

By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0

Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

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mindee 0

why would u date someone so short!!!!

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rotflmao2 0

awww dont worry. height has nothing to do with cowardice. I would have done the same thing.

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torry1 0

ummm this is obviously fake. when was the last time you saw a wasp in pennsylvania in the dead of winter? never

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californiway 0

belief. you OVIously never seen hockey

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octobrtoctagon13 0

next time kill it with the flat part of your stick with your reach and the length of the stick you have at least 12feet. I use my brother's stick to kill bees all the time.

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tandoorichicken 3

I'm pretty sure his girlfriend posted this FML!

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ashiiya 0

Haha way to be a man xD at least you know you were cowering hahaha but wasps are scaryy ToT you could just spray it to death or something

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visage 0

there is no way you're an American. move your ass to Canada with the rest of the *******.

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HermonieGranger 0

Shut up loser! Canada beat USA and got gold for hockey for the Olympics. ~A Proud Canadian

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Fml37 0

@160 **** you. Canada is a way tougher team than Americans you ******. Iginla, Weber, Doughty, Nash, Pronger and more can kick the shit out of any American player.

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retardslo 0

No this is the typical American scared of everything. 'the right to bare arms' lol ******* need to carry a gun every were they go

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