Wasps can **** right off

By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0

Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

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eat_this_buddie 5

I thought it was cute lol

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corleon198425 22

hockey isn't a sport hince your a nitxh your girl needs a real man

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theschweigert 0

has no one thought of a phobia? i also play hockey and i have a phobia of all bugs except flies.

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nomadic_demon 0

ahaha, I can see you doing this. I'm proud of your short g/f.

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failuniversity 0

This story doesn't seem too out of the ordinary for you, Cindy Crysby.

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thatsoviciouS 0

I am a figure skater and I am not scared of a stupid bug! I am also 5 feet exactly. DON'T MAKE FUN OF SHORT PEOPLE!!!!!!!

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konachan 0

There's a huge difference between a wasp and a bumblebee. The girl probably didn't know that it was a wasp or how aggressive they are, so she didn't care. The guy might of been stung by a wasp as a kid too and has a natural fear of them.

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NomsdePourquoi 3

pussy hockey player huh? OP must play for the Russian Olympic Hockey team...

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