Wasps can **** right off

By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0

Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

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pisstake 2

At least you have a girlfriend, man.

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Anon17564 3

Don't take the piss, it's a perfectly valid phobia. I have this exact same phobia myself, I can't be knowingly within like 10' of a wasp without getting this primal urge to move away. I don't actually even have any control over it. Granted, my reason is probably that one bad experience I had with a wasp, a swimming pool and a loose pair of swimming trunks when I was a child, but regardless.

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killabeast1 0

omg me and my girl same hieghts!!!

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letmeinplease 0

Newsflash: how tall you are bears no relation to how scared you are of wasps. Or your gender either.

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sleekRelease 0

Saying YDI because "he's a coward" is ridiculous. Did you know confidence is when you don't know something?

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allmidnighteyes 10

Oh please, like there haven't been 89579454 other FMLs with the exact same base. "Today, I'm supposed to be a huge, xTUFFx, fearless badass. I got freaked out by something that I'm not supposed to be afraid of because I'm a huge, xTUFFx, fearless badass. FML"

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Schiffy 18

you didnt actually deserve it if you are allergic

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xHabsfanx 0

Do you play for the Leafs by any chance? :)

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