Health: We are the 99%

We are the 99%

By blahdyblahblah33 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room. Apparently, there is only one serious side effect of getting your tonsils out when you're an adult, which is only seen in about 1% of patients: bleeding of the throat. It can be deadly. I'm part of that 1%. FML

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You deserved it 2 771

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2015 04:54

Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 509

You deserved it 1 553

By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 076

You deserved it 2 179

By LeoCor - 27/08/2018 20:30

Today, and for the past 2 weeks, I've had a massive pain in my throat. It went down for a while with antibiotics, but when it came back I had to go to the hospital for an emergency surgery. There was a 3 cm abscess growing in my throat. Happy birthday to me! FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 110

You deserved it 125

By Medfail - 20/06/2016 07:13 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, at the age of 27, I learnt that your tonsils aren't the dangly bit at the back of your throat. I work in healthcare. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 661

You deserved it 13 713

Inconvenienced

By Anonymous - 06/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Dover

Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML

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You deserved it 86

Pills, thrills and bellyaches

By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 20:00

Today, I came home from surgery to remove my tonsils. It's a much better surgery to have as a kid, because when you get older it's much more painful. I didn't know my mom liked pain killers. I do now, because I have none left and I haven't even taken any yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 009

You deserved it 101

By Merlin - 17/04/2012 17:37 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 675

You deserved it 2 358

Blockade

By I've got skills - 26/11/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, since I've been enduring a sore throat, I got Chloraseptic lozenges to finally get a bit of relief. When I put one in my mouth, I nearly choked on it. Imagine that: trying to soothe your throat, and you almost die by accidentally obstructing it instead. The irony almost hurts even more than my throat does. FML

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You deserved it 137

Very much "hands off" parents

By Anonymous - 03/10/2023 08:00

Today, my son had an excessive nosebleed, like I did when I was little. I called my parents to ask what the name of the surgery was that I had to stop the bleeding. They don’t know because they don’t remember me needing surgery for that, OR when I had my tonsils and adenoids removed. They remember my brother’s though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 647

You deserved it 109

Snap, crackle, and pop

By Anonymous - 30/09/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 770

You deserved it 111

block1 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:13

I'm part of that 99%

Ashleywright32 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:12

I faced the same issue..... In the hospital for two and a half weeks! Good luck hope ya get to feelin better soon.....

Comments

ECL_333 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:59

I had mine removed in february I had seizures bleeding of the nose and throat, "seizures now no more driving" I'm 21 alergic to painkiller I still have trouble talking with pain so bad I can't swallow. suck it up over yourself. your no 1 percent you're just like all adults

Pinkmorgan9 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:19

Atleast you got to post your FML before you die ;)

rozieslothinator 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:33

well someone's gotta be!

talentedburrito 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:24

i am also part of that 1% high five!

milhous67 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:37

ok seriously, to all those that said this person desererves it Eat shit and then kill yourself!

sarahmcgeee 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 17:11

do some research and you'll find out it's their fault. I don't have to pity a stupid person

xSiiKxXxNaStYx 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:42

someone give me a reasonable reason for why they deserved it?

ctk192 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:41

Same thing happened to me too! But I was in the middle of sex when my throat started gushing. After 2 hours of puking blood in the ER the finally decided something needed to be done. The second surgery heals quicker. Get better!

Lola_Niccoal_0 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:24

I got mine out when I was like in 3rd grade probably seven and my scab came off in the middle of the night I threw up blood all over the bathroom, the er in my hometown wouldn't even touch me cause I had blood all over my nightgown and in my hair so I had to go over an hour away to see my doctor that took em out they had to go back and do something. Now I have Emetophobia.

blahdyblahblah33 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:16

Alright, I am really confused. I just went through a lot of shit to even make an account to comment on this. I was the one who submitted this FML... anonymously. I have no idea who this "holymolybro". It is even the exact day I submitted it. How does that even happen?