We need a break

By pst - 21/11/2010 01:06 - South Africa

Spicy
Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 690
You deserved it 59 264

Same thing different taste

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This is probably the saddest thing I've ever read.

A hooker? Did you honesty expect a Disney-styled happily ever ending?

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Ah well, I guess it's time for you to start looking at a different corner. Also, may be time you get your penis checked. She may have dumped you thinking you'll find another hooker (which you will), so that she can't be traced to the reason you got multiple std's.

Ydi for not only having sex with a hooker but for having sex with her for almost a year. After your trip to the free clinic you should call the cops and let them know where she picks up her clients. (Saying that where youre located its illegal...)that might make you feel a little better on the whole 'she dumped me' issue.

he lives in south Africa.. everyone already has aids and clinics are few and far between, let alone free

Cookie00Munsta 0

when you become a suicide girl, you'll definitely be the most beautiful of them all :)

You can't even pay for it! That's just sad. Maybe she's just quiting the hooking business?

you deserve it for resorting to prostitution

If a hooker rejects you, it might be a good idea to do some serious self evaluating and try to find out exactly what repulsed her so much that the money was no longer worth the effort. Extraordinarily poor personal hygiene, perhaps? Acting like a psychopath in some capacity? Just something you should probably consider.

what if the hooker decided, she doesn't wana be a hooker anymore, and cut of from all her "clients"

zodak 0

don't worry theres plenty of more hookers around

Everyone's a prostitute, some are just more upfront about payments. Find a new one.

FFML_314 11

I thought everyone was a skull *******, tree hugging, baby killing, sloth? Dammit, Red! I am not a prostitute.