Intimacy: We need a break

We need a break

By pst - 21/11/2010 01:06 - South Africa

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 04:00

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Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML

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Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2011 19:35 - United States

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

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It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 11:37 - United States

Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out again. She responded, "I think we should keep it the way it was, before last night." I just met her last night. FML

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By prostitutes boyfriend - 21/10/2011 14:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

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By brokenatthebar - 24/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Carleton

Today, I was dumped via text halfway through my 8-hour bar shift. I had to deal with my co-workers and customers asking me how my vacation with my now-ex was for the next 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2019 00:01

Today, I just found out my best friend is a hooker. I just thought she worked nights and had terrible taste in clothes. FML

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SleepingSkulls 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 9:21

This is probably the saddest thing I've ever read.

imsosleepy 9

Sunday 21 November 2010 10:44

A hooker? Did you honesty expect a Disney-styled happily ever ending?

Comments

gusgus36 5

Sunday 21 November 2010 11:33

I don't see how this is anything but a YDI. you're seeing a hooker? seriously?

Im_Like_0h_w0w 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 11:40

haha that is hilarious... but seriously... a hooker?!

savvy_suzy 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 11:43

There are some things money can't buy.

Mattlovesfml 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 14:55

but for everything else, there's a hooker (:

syntaxerror_fml 0

Monday 22 November 2010 1:02

for everything else there's MasterCard!

kmwis_00 6

Sunday 21 November 2010 11:44

Maybe she got an STD hehehehehe :D It's for the best, OP. Haha

FFML_314 11

Sunday 21 November 2010 11:59

It's not surprising, OC.

mynewaccount 8

Sunday 21 November 2010 12:16

Wow, this is super pathetic!

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 21 November 2010 12:30

Did you really expect more from the majority of FML commenters? I mean, half the FMLs are from stuck-up bitches who say FML about their boyfriends saying/doing something they don't like. I can't imagine the comment section is much better.

smokey20 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 12:35

you deserve it jackass get a life

thehurts 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 12:51

Wow, there seem to be a lot of people upset about a guy that pays a hooker instead of them. It does make sense to pay the hooker. There are no hidden costs, she does her job then leaves, and you don't have to hear her mouth. As long as you are careful to stay safe, I don't see a downside.