Religion, Break-ups and Love: Weird excuse

Weird excuse

By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he only now decided to look up what it meant. He gave me a Bible. FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 666

You deserved it 17 987

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Top comments

vintagegirlnh 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 22:58

You don't want to date someone who doesn't know the definition of "atheist".

Kiebland 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:03

Not all christians are like that. Just an FYI for those people who tend to generalize.

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MothaTrucka 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 7:35

he didnt know what an atheist is???? Wow

lyssalicious 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 9:02

how can he not know what an atheist is? he needs to broaden his scope!

randybryant799 20

Thursday 6 January 2022 5:08

He sounds like an idiot if he didn't even know what an atheist is.

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