Weird excuse

By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he only now decided to look up what it meant. He gave me a Bible. FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 666
You deserved it 17 987

Top comments

You don't want to date someone who doesn't know the definition of "atheist".

Kiebland 0

Not all christians are like that. Just an FYI for those people who tend to generalize.

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I'm Christian, but I'll date whoever make me happy and treats me right, whether he/she'd be Mormon, Catholic, Atheist, Agnostic, whatever. Your ex does sound like an ass. I hope you do find someone better.

I don't see any problem with someone breaking up with someone else because of religious differences, and I'm agnostic. I know a lot of people who have converted for people, etc, but if you're both very set in your convictions, marrying someone of a different faith can cause a lot of problems you may not want to have in your marriage or relationship. IE, what faith to raise the kids, especially if it really matters to both of you. And a lot of faiths contraindicate marrying members of other religions. Honestly, it's a judgment call. The dumbass part of this is that he didn't know what an atheist WAS. He's clearly too dumb to take his faith seriously and understand the theological, metaphysical, etc. repercussions of dating you if he doesn't know the difference between an atheist and asyndeton (the latter is a literary device employing too few commas). You may have wasted six months of your life, but you dodged a bullet, honey. How could you not notice that you were dating a dumb ass?

serves you right for not dating your own kind.

oh my goodness. what a jerk!!!!!!! You are better off without him. You should date someone who cares anough about you and your believes to use a frickin dictionary.

be glad you're not dating and idiot anymore. he should've known what that was, and if he didn't or didn't decide to look it up then he wasn't really listening to you or being respectful. and really, he shouldn't judge you. you're better off

...wtf? he should know what an atheist is. and if he doesn't, he should care enough to look it up. and really, if it'd been 6 months, he shoulda known who you are, past the whole atheist thing...

wrestler_fml 0

That's what you get for being atheist, I guess. If you think him breaking up with you is bad, imagine what it's gonna feel like when you get to heaven and God sighs, shrugs, and says "you had a chance, I'm sorry" and Jesus goes "why didn't you listen to me? I DIED for you!" and then they pull the trapdoor and you burn in hell for eternity. THAT is what's going to suck!!! With that fair warning said... I feel sorry for you. break-ups are always hard, even when I'm the one who does them. Hope you get over him.

Edmund_Dantes 0

DO NOT send him a copy of "The God Delusion." It's myopic and imperious, and will only convince him that all atheists are simplistic morons and he made the right choice.

LtAbbo 0

Don't worry about it, Religion is just a crutch for those who can't accept life as it is. You're better off without him.