Weird excuse

By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he only now decided to look up what it meant. He gave me a Bible. FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 666
You deserved it 17 987

Top comments

You don't want to date someone who doesn't know the definition of "atheist".

Kiebland 0

Not all christians are like that. Just an FYI for those people who tend to generalize.

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What an asshole! It's not your fault he's stupid and doesn't know what an atheist is (I'm still trying to figure out HOW someone can NOT know that???!!!) But, to everyone who's commenting and bashing ALL Christians just because of a few hypocritical people and saying it's brainwashing, I AM a Christian. And I hate when people just assume that we're ALL like that because of a few whackjobs who use our faith as a shield and some high-and-mighty hypocrites who think they're better than everyone else. I wouldn't break up with someone just because of their beliefs. Believe me, that guy is just an idiot and not all of us are like him. Especially with the Bible thing (What the heck???)

uminuscooll 0

FHL for being an uneducated douche FYL for dating an uneducated douche

#59/60 - THANK YOU! These comments turned into a debate, which was bound to happen as this is the internet and people love to share their opinions far and wide.

#68, I reported you for abuse of the English language. "Your believes"? "Anough"? Really? Are your five years old and ESL?

If you're going to break down atheism, break it down logically. It's the belief that we are without a god. Atheists believe that there is no god, it's what defines them as atheists and not, say, agnostics.

Wow, #71 way to show that we're not all closed-minded idiots (note HEAVY sarcasm)... This guy is a complete and total idiot for A) not knowing what an atheist is (seriously???!!) and B) Being such a jerk when he finally figured it out. You're better off without that moron. FYI, I AM a Christian. And I hate it when people just assume we're all brainwashed, hypocrites who go around doing things like this or that we'r

Wow, #71 way to show that we're not all closed-minded idiots (note HEAVY sarcasm)... This guy is a complete and total idiot for A) not knowing what an atheist is (seriously???!!) and B) Being such a jerk when he finally figured it out. You're better off without that moron. FYI, I AM a Christian. And I hate it when people just assume we're all brainwashed, hypocrites who go around doing things like this or that we're all like those whackjobs who use our religion as a shield and go around burning books and protesting all the time. Because, believe me, we're not. I don't date people based on religion, I date because of personality. If it becomes an issue then we try and get over it, if that doesn't work we breakup- no Bibles involved. Sorry, this is sort of a rant, I just really hate stereotypes.

I feel your pain. My catholic ex-boyfriend did the same to me two weeks ago because I'm Jewish. No bible though...sorry.

I am an agnosthic and i respect everyone's beliefs. He just shows that he grew up in ignorance and will live in ignorance. Without questions/though we might as well be robots. ask yourself, do you want to worry about what a drone thinks of you?

#71: "That's what you get for being atheist, I guess. If you think him breaking up with you is bad, imagine what it's gonna feel like when you get to heaven and God sighs, shrugs, and says "you had a chance, I'm sorry" and Jesus goes "why didn't you listen to me? I DIED for you!" and then they pull the trapdoor and you burn in hell for eternity. THAT is what's going to suck!!! " lollllllll. Silly Christians. Always assuming you're right.