Weird, huh?

By Sam - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I found out that the woman from My Strange Addiction who can't stop picking her scabs is married. I've been single for two years and I don't even pick my nose. FML
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Top comments

Pleonasm 35

Don't want to be the dick here, but maybe she's a lovable person and picking scabs isn't much of a deal-breaker, whereas you may not have any disgusting habits yet you are an asshat. If you have a good personality you have nothing to worry about, good things will come in tim, maybe just put yourself out there a little more. Either way it wasn't very nice to compare her in that way, she's a person just like the rest of us...

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MissEmma_fml 22

Well then start picking your scabs. It's the way forward.

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Comments

perdix 29

Why don't you take up your own Strange Addiction so you can become famous and beloved? Don't chose "collecting Chap-Stick" because that's mine and I'm waiting for the show to notice me.

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Pleonasm 35

You'll have stiff competition from me... literally. My addiction is going to give yours a hard time, a run for your money-shot, you'll get through by the skin on your teeth! -- You can guess what it is. Don't choke!

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perdix 29

Ummmm, you like picking sores off your syphilitic penis? If my guess is the winner, please just donate my prize to charity.

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Pleonasm 35

Not quite, perdix... but you did make my skin crawl. I guess I'm not eating my lunch today, quid pro quo?

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perdix 29

Second guess: You collect hangy-down cooters? I just had to launch that concept pre-emptively. It's the Bush Doctrine, if you will.

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Pleonasm 35

That hangy-down cooter didn't have a bush doctrine...

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AnyaS 19

Really though, two years is nothing. I've been single for four or five now.

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videokid2000 10

I know someone who's been single for twelve years... He's twelve.

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

I don't think it has anything to do with picking anything? It's those small quirks that people ignore and love as a whole. Don't worry OP, your time will come.

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Enslaved 36

Ever think her spouse might also have issues? That lady that had to sniff her ratty old baby doll's head every two minutes was also married/in a serious relationship.

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Cairo_Sanchez 8

Find someone who's turned on by that, she obviously did....

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sweetmama88 6

Maybe you should pick your ass then your freakin even! Best luck .

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perdix 29

Why don't you try picking up girls? Maybe you can get one to stay with you -- handcuffs can be useful for that ;)

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monkeyy100 15

Woow this is so weird i juss finished watching the ep of the woman who cant stop picking her scab rite now on youtube and i came on fml and the first comment i see is yours. Ironic lol

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landcfan 6

As someone who just stopped destroying her skin with tweezers at 3:30 AM after multiple hours, as I do often due to my OCD, thanks for making me feel like shit.

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