Sex, Weird and Intimacy: Weird party

Weird party

By Username - 19/02/2011 07:57 - China

Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2016 15:59 - United States - De Soto

Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried to strike up a conversation with him. I realized he was drunk when he slurred, "Ya know, you're the only girl I've met that's fat AND flat chested!" There goes my self-esteem. FML

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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eduardosuritalov 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:18

she musta been pretty ugly if she had to go shirtless to get a guys attention =/

Jaguar1234 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:06

shoulda started a conversation

Comments

Fracker 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 18:48

Maybe its because you still say "Boobs"

gusgus36 5

Saturday 19 February 2011 18:59

"a cute topless woman"? you say "topless" like that's normal for a party lol what kind of party is this?

XxallyasteroidxX 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:03

I love how I was the guy 'she' was flirting with. Have fun when I see you next time dude.

whoopiftw 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:09

Fake! But let us assume it's true for a second. How do you not get up and sit beside her!

KylesGirl52 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:05

Uh r u gay? you must have a chide or something. haha

SiobahnR 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:12

( . )( . ) ) . (

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:29

Why do people whine about this stuff? You should socialize more.. People aren't just going to come find you..

XxSKELETOxX 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:46

FYL for sure. I get my girlfriend's **** just about everyday :)

Roldy 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 20:05

**** ALERT!

alex1432 9

Saturday 19 February 2011 20:05

**** or GTFO!!!

kornhead09 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 20:24

is that when you stopped being breastfed?

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