Weird timing

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 22:44 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
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shellzy 20

Oh jeez. The text message breakup. The indicator that no matter what, you're better off without them. Unless you're physically abusive, and they're better off without you.

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KayleeT 9

Why in the world would she think that is the appropriate time or place to do that? Maybe you're better off without her.

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daniellepaigex3 7

If you were sitting next to her, how did you not see her type it?

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10showgirl 16

He was probably paying attention to the service.

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txdubya 2

She probably prayed about and God guided her to that decision. At that point, why wait?

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ulissey_fml 22

Oops, wrong FML ...Bye!

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Kingbreezy04 10

You should have stood up and said "I feel the Holy Ghost in this church right now. God shows us all the light, stand up fellow churchgoers, for Satan sits in our very presence directly to my right. We banish you from the house of the Lord. We banish you.....WE BANISH YOOOOOOOUUU!!!!!!" Ok now that I think about it, that might not work.

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Demonyx 6

that's when you stand up turn to her and say angrily "For the last time, i will not have anal sex with you, it's over!" then walk out

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scott82 5

She probably received a message from another guy in church, offering her a lift home, and some back seat action

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jds91_fml 7

you shouldn't date someone who texts during church

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