Weird

By not the scalpel - 15/09/2012 07:36 - United States - Paso Robles

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Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML
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DocBastard 38

Let's cut to the chase - he doesn't sound very sharp. I may be walking a razor-thin line here, but you need to get to the bottom of this immediately. Maybe he just blade a game with you, but it might go deeper than that.

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torbey 23

maybe he went to say another girl's name and changed it mid-word so you'd never suspect a thing...hope not though :)

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hopsinlove17 26

Oh madiscalpel. Makes sense(:

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perdix 29

"Grey's Anatomy" He's obviously fantasizing about Meredith, Sandra or *gasp* Dr. McDreamy!

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jem970 19

Hmmm.... A dexter fetish maybe? Either way it's weird. Try and get it out of him but don't freak out yet :) maybe you just love an odd ball. We all do at some point.

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sarah6786 14

Yes. Because that sounds like something his friends thought would be hilarious as a dare.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

Actually, 20 does make a lot of sense. I've had friends who would yell out a guys name (usually a mutual friend between him and his girlfriend) as they were climaxing in bed, just to see the reaction of the girl. So that as a date? Fairly plausible.

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Ins0mau 20

64 - that's horrible. :-s

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MonsterCommenter 4

Maybe you misheard it and he actually squealed out a girl's name?

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Senseless_487 29

I'm racking my brain, but I can't think of any names that could be confused for "scalpel."

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Pleonasm 35

Maybe for a second he mistakenly thought he was playing some strange version of "operation"...

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KMtheDrummer 6

My best guess is he actually said "scalper", like the Black Ops achievement... Wouldn't be the first FML about a boyfriend saying video game related stuff during sex.

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pennies_lane 6

maybe he was thinking of random things to help him not cum so quickly. but when he did he just blurted out whatever was going through is head at that time. yes? no? maybe?

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