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By not the scalpel - 15/09/2012 07:36 - United States - Paso Robles

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Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML
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DocBastard 38

Let's cut to the chase - he doesn't sound very sharp. I may be walking a razor-thin line here, but you need to get to the bottom of this immediately. Maybe he just blade a game with you, but it might go deeper than that.

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DaRito 25

Maybe he was imagining a scenario where you were the nurse?

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TheGreatCompo 11

Ma'am, I don't know what sort of relationship you have with your boyfriend, nor do I know the man himself... However, if a man moans out "scalpel" when he orgasms... I suggest you don't dump him. I suggest you run away and assume a different identity.

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PunkPrincess_fml 11

I'm inferring that he knows why, but won't tell you. Creepy.

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alucard724 9

that's weird first it's pow pow pow and then oh scalpel ??

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