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By not the scalpel - 15/09/2012 07:36 - United States - Paso Robles

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Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML
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DocBastard 38

Let's cut to the chase - he doesn't sound very sharp. I may be walking a razor-thin line here, but you need to get to the bottom of this immediately. Maybe he just blade a game with you, but it might go deeper than that.

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DuRpY 5

If you have to ask why, you won't understand.

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CJB3228 17

Scalpel is the name of one of the transformers o_O

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harryjoe 2

Probably because your going to need a cesarean

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gottawanna 2

Did you "cut" the cheese at the intense moment?

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Maybe he was thinking of Time For Tea by Emilie Autumn and was singing it in his head, and part of it slipped out. Gotta admit, that song IS pretty orgasmic sometimes.

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LadyOpheliac 5

Oh wow, another Plague Rat? 8D Yes, "Time for Tea" is really awesome XD Like the rest of EA's music~

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Damn right I'm a PR- your username ROCKS by the way. Note my profile picture ;) But yeah.. SCALPEL? CHECK.

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foreveryoungever 2

50 shades of grey!!

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notepie 6

Whoopee there are other things in life to worry about then what somebody says when they orgasim

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Sharkitaxrscary 12

Just when I thought this couldn't get funnier... I read DocBastard's comment.

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