Weird

By not the scalpel - 15/09/2012 07:36 - United States - Paso Robles

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML
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DocBastard 38

Let's cut to the chase - he doesn't sound very sharp. I may be walking a razor-thin line here, but you need to get to the bottom of this immediately. Maybe he just blade a game with you, but it might go deeper than that.

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NigerianMedicine 11

Possible conclusions: A: He's a medical student who is rather focused on his studies B: He has a cadaver fetish (hey, it happens)

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snakeassault 0

My mind processed this as "my boyfriend spelled out 'scalpel'". I can only imagine how anti-climactic that would be.

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scr_sensei 14

S-C-AAA-L-P-EeeEEeEEE-LLLLLL-LL-LL-LLLLLLLLL-LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

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bobbos100 2

Doctor nurse fetish!! Dress in a nurses uniform and see what happens

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boyElroy 6

There's a Dexter reference in there somewhere

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bubo_fml 10

'Cause..."it feels so nice, when you cut a slice..."

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PiaMiaPerez 1

Scalpels are kinda hot if you think about it.

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