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By not the scalpel - 15/09/2012 07:36 - United States - Paso Robles

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Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML
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DocBastard 38

Let's cut to the chase - he doesn't sound very sharp. I may be walking a razor-thin line here, but you need to get to the bottom of this immediately. Maybe he just blade a game with you, but it might go deeper than that.

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xXSpeer103Xx 0

Call of Duty reference

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MyHorseTango 7

Sounds like something a sociopath from Criminal Minds would say

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Kingbreezy04 10

Because was performing surgery on that pussy....right? Anyone.....(holds head in shame).

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sirbob692 7

what is with ppl saying really weird things when they nut?? do ppl not moan anymore???

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Bandking 12

This one time, I was screwing around with my friends at a playground...being 17, I'm too big for this stuff, I ended up bashing my head on something...apparently when I was down I was moaning something on the lines of "breakfast."

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CaroAurelia 12

I've heard it all now.

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