Work, Creepy and Stalker: Weirded out

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Weirded out

By CreepyPaperDoll - 05/11/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML

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By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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By SM - 30/10/2009 03:35 - United States

Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML

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By coffee - 22/08/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML

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By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

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By countrygirl8846 - 02/12/2015 15:02 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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By ahappypenguin - 26/09/2012 04:07

Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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Peroxide 3

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:43

I like the fact he took the effort to enlarge the pic, but im disappointed he didn't photoshop himself into it with a couple of kids.

SaintJimmy 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:20

Oh wow. That's really creepy. I think you should probably talk to whatever part of your company deals with obsessive creepers.

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Wh0ababyy 0

Friday 6 November 2009 4:34

lol my friend went on vacation and i snooped on his computer and found a whole load my my pictures saved on his files... that creeped me out. i wonder if he relized that i found them and deleted them all..

jchansfan 0

Friday 6 November 2009 9:21

You're just as bad for invading his privacy. As the FML, it is undeniably weird, but maybe he's just a weird guy with an innocent crush on you. As long as it stops there, its not that big of a deal, just weird...

LilaBear 1

Friday 6 November 2009 6:08

If he's not ACTUALLY stalking you, I don't think this is an FML. He might just have a crush on you.

expen_dable 0

Friday 6 November 2009 8:48

you're probably saying that because you do the same thing. normal people think its creepy because it is. freaks will try to defend it and try to make the normal people out to be annoying and paranoid for thinking its weird. newsflash: keeping a picture of a coworker you barely know in your wallet is creepy.

sj1 0

Friday 6 November 2009 11:06

Hey maybe he had lied to his family and friends saying you're his wife or something!

red_queen 0

Friday 6 November 2009 13:38

You should talk to him about this.

Von_Mal 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 0:05

YOU DESERVE IT for being a hot chick.

suzsmith 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 6:49

Well, um I can see how you might be creeped out, but shouldn't you be flattered?

Flutist 3

Saturday 7 November 2009 9:33

A restraining order is the highest form of flattery, it says, I understand you are in love with me and distance makes the heart grow fonder. It also says, up the game to win my heart.