Work, Creepy and Stalker: Weirded out

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Weirded out

By CreepyPaperDoll - 05/11/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML

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By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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By SM - 30/10/2009 03:35 - United States

Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML

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By coffee - 22/08/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML

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By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

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By countrygirl8846 - 02/12/2015 15:02 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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By ahappypenguin - 26/09/2012 04:07

Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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Peroxide 3

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:43

I like the fact he took the effort to enlarge the pic, but im disappointed he didn't photoshop himself into it with a couple of kids.

SaintJimmy 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:20

Oh wow. That's really creepy. I think you should probably talk to whatever part of your company deals with obsessive creepers.

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Stranger35 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 14:13

if he's hot then get with him because you know he likes you. if not then u have a problem.

perdix 29

Thursday 5 November 2009 14:26

Was he just using it as a picture, or was it serving double-duty as a condom case?

Spongii101 12

Saturday 1 May 2010 12:14

That would be even worse! :S

Awnonymous 4

Thursday 5 November 2009 15:36

I don't see the problem, not like he was intending to show it off if it was in his wallet? Maybe he just found you attractive?

blastvortex 3

Thursday 5 November 2009 15:57

That's freakaaay. It could be mostly harmless. Then again, maybe not. Report it to the boss if you want. By all means, however, do NOT confront him - that has more potential to make it worse, not better.

ShotCaller82 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:00

I smell a restraining order

yourworstnightma_fml 4

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:29

Oh yes, and a nice, shiny pair of handcuffs.

sharkshaveteeth 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:23

Creeper... O.o

aTRAGEDY 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:28

lol I love the fact that ur name is centered around thz whole thing not really a good story though

lostfaithinpppl 19

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:36

You've got a stalker! Every self respecting celebrity has a stalker. Autograph? :D ... in all seriousness, ouch! Restraining order?

littlegoldwoman 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 18:06

Not FYL because of the picture but FYL because you think that someone liking you is an FML.

Flutist 3

Thursday 5 November 2009 18:32

creeper... LGWoman, are you serious? Its not that he likes her, it is that he is probably obsessed with her. They only met a few times. Sounds like a creeper to me.