Miscellaneous: Weirdo alert

Weirdo alert

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:26 - United States

Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he sat down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML

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You deserved it 8 444

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By runandmope - 29/07/2010 03:00 - United States

Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near a business condo. I approached him and asked if he was "ok." He grabbed my leg, held onto it with a death-grip, and moped about how horrible his life was - for ten minutes. At least the weather was nice. FML

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Good one, thanks

By RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 5 761

By Eli123 - 01/05/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

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You deserved it 51 813

By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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You deserved it 9 241

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML

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You deserved it 8 089

By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

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You deserved it 36 592

By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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You deserved it 5 766

By Anonymous - 25/06/2019 05:00

Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML

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You deserved it 386

By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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Creepy Susan

By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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You deserved it 3 580

flashback.miss 28

Friday 21 June 2013 12:35

Turn on the sprinklers/hose. Or get a dog to chase him off. or get the police to haul him off, whichever's the most amusing.

lulubelles 33

Friday 21 June 2013 12:37

Call the police, if he's on your lawn it's trespassing. Who knows what else someone that mentally unstable will do once he thinks you're asleep.

Comments

Ranimal 12

Friday 21 June 2013 12:46

I would have already called the cops. **** that stalker BS.

catanita 18

Friday 21 June 2013 12:47

Call the cops on him.

AngrySailor 17

Friday 21 June 2013 12:55

Why would you lead him right to your own house?

DollyDope 17

Friday 21 June 2013 13:57

Seriously.

Ali_Br_fml 33

Friday 21 June 2013 14:43

I'd walk PAST my house if I realized the creeper was still following me, not right up to it. I'd go to a store or somewhere else with people in it for safety, or a police station if it were close enough, & he really creeped me out. Scratch that, I'd run to one. Win win, you'd get in more exercise ;)

CammyGal 26

Friday 21 June 2013 16:53

She probably wasn't expecting him to turn into a creep and not leave. Still, I agree that she should have gone to a public place when she realized he was following her.

queerdragon 20

Friday 21 June 2013 22:08

Going to your own home is considered the stupidest thing to do when you have a stalker. You will get a false sense of safety and he will figure out some way to get to you if he wants.

Grand_Cookie 21

Friday 21 June 2013 12:56

It's too late, he already knows where you live. Now you have to fake your death and go into hiding in South America.

thanhmaaai 9

Friday 21 June 2013 12:58

Omg OP, call the police! He can't just trespass on your property like that. Plus, he's being a creeper :/ He probably needs help and by help I mean mental help.

mixinitup 12

Friday 21 June 2013 13:06

He must've thought he was going to get some goodies. After basically denying this man of said "goodies", he resorted to the childish tactic of sitting there until he gets what he wants. Unfortunate for him, that doesn't work anymore when you're a full grown adult.