Miscellaneous: Weirdo alert

Weirdo alert

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:26 - United States

Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he sat down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML

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By runandmope - 29/07/2010 03:00 - United States

Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near a business condo. I approached him and asked if he was "ok." He grabbed my leg, held onto it with a death-grip, and moped about how horrible his life was - for ten minutes. At least the weather was nice. FML

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Good one, thanks

By RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 5 761

By Eli123 - 01/05/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

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You deserved it 51 813

By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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You deserved it 5 766

By Anonymous - 25/06/2019 05:00

Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML

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By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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Creepy Susan

By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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flashback.miss 28

Friday 21 June 2013 12:35

Turn on the sprinklers/hose. Or get a dog to chase him off. or get the police to haul him off, whichever's the most amusing.

lulubelles 33

Friday 21 June 2013 12:37

Call the police, if he's on your lawn it's trespassing. Who knows what else someone that mentally unstable will do once he thinks you're asleep.

Comments

Sacytrl 28

Friday 21 June 2013 23:51

Call the cops...

tazmanmike2013 17

Friday 21 June 2013 23:52

This is obviously a reference to Forest Gump. YDI because its obviously a reference to the movie.

beclaurela 18

Saturday 22 June 2013 1:15

This sounds like a plot for a romcom movie.

TogeBara 12

Saturday 22 June 2013 1:16

tell him he laid down on dog poop when he gets up spray him with the hose and if he comes at you run inside and call the cops, or shank him. Either or, but I'd probably shank this crazy fool

brandiivictoriaa 7

Saturday 22 June 2013 1:22

well.... time for you to mow the lawn.

SkyGuy32 17

Saturday 22 June 2013 1:29

Oh dear.

SoulHunter36 16

Saturday 22 June 2013 4:09

That sounds like something Remi Gaillard would do but you live in America and he lives in France so it's probably not him.

outoftown 26

Saturday 22 June 2013 4:54

Damn, where's that attacking housecat when you need him?

Bunny21 11

Saturday 22 June 2013 6:14

4 hours?! What's taking you so long to call the cops!!!!???

LyraAlluse 25

Saturday 22 June 2013 6:19

Jogging man; he takes stalking to the next level! Watch as the sprinklers chase him away followed shortly after by the cops and old lady with a wrench in this amazing summer blockbuster film!