Weirdo alert

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:26 - United States

Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he sat down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML
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flashback.miss 28

Turn on the sprinklers/hose. Or get a dog to chase him off. or get the police to haul him off, whichever's the most amusing.

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lulubelles 33

Call the police, if he's on your lawn it's trespassing. Who knows what else someone that mentally unstable will do once he thinks you're asleep.

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chinagirl3343 8

Ydi for showing him where you live. Seriously????? Why would you jog home with him???

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angiespook 18

So you've waited at least 4 hours without calling the police..... Why? That would be my first instinct. Then he would be gone.

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cayaenator 6

I wouldn't have gone home till I ditched him

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asherm 15

Yeah, I would have ran somewhere public when I saw dude following me home

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Simbaby 23

Okay ? I'm not being mean what so ever but you took the time to post this FML while he was outside and you didn't take the time to call the cops ?

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The_9th_Doctor 18

call the fricking cops

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Shieldsam 15

Seems like as good a time as any to mow the lawn.

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