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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

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Oh, hello there, don't mind me

By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 01:19 - Canada - Canal Flats

Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML

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HELP!

By ToiletTony - 19/06/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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jerricaschell 4

Wednesday 15 June 2016 11:58

I would kick her in the face as soon as I saw her trying to crawl under. wtf

Iamskynet 18

Wednesday 15 June 2016 11:46

wow she must be really dumb or deaf maybe.

Comments

RememberSchlitz 9

Wednesday 15 June 2016 16:19

Clearly she was identifying as a person who always gets an empty stall. By being in the stall you were trampling her rights as a person who identifies as one who always gets an empty stall, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

soulreaper12296 28

Wednesday 15 June 2016 16:27

You should've kicked her right in the face.

trucker2 33

Wednesday 15 June 2016 16:29

She'd have to be deaf and blind...OP did you have your feet propped up on the door gripping the old shit bars....You must of been perched on the shitter like a recliner chair for her not to see your feet or legs

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 15 June 2016 16:46

Concealed carry or a stun gun can get the message across to even the most pig headed of people. You don't even have to use it.

trucker2 33

Wednesday 15 June 2016 19:42

Aim gun.... Step away from the shitter ... It's in use

cecedarling 21

Wednesday 15 June 2016 16:56

I would have stood up to pee on her. I may have missed, but it would be embarrassing enough for them to reminisce about the time she nearly got peed on.

umirin534 12

Wednesday 15 June 2016 17:38

I don't see a location on this FML but this amount of stupidness one can only encounter in america.

bfeller728 8

Wednesday 15 June 2016 19:31

Actually when I was in France a few years back I was using the bathroom in an airport and had it locked. A woman didn't even knock just picked the lock with a Bobby pin then cussed at me for being in there. But I'm not going to deny (I'm American so) that this sounds like something that would happen to me.