Weirdo

By concernedsis - 04/02/2016 14:53 - United States - Atlanta

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Today, I heard some gossip at school about a weird kid who supposedly jerks off at every house he visits. They were talking about my brother. FML
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HitmanKillsYou 13

if thats true, the ***** wrong with him? lol

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coolmike699 26

I hope the damage your brother did to your reputation isn't spermanent.

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Dilexar 26

Best pun I've heard so far in the comments. Good job.

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Miss_Whipped 43

Well you already know he's done it in your house, so why sweat it? You don't live his life, so it's really not your problem. :)

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GolgiTendonOs 18

Wait, you're not supposed to do that? Oh...

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Sathane 21

So? Who hasn't jerked off at every house they've been to?

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Zebediabolical 39

Me. But then, if I spend more than 20 minutes at someone's house, or go back for a third time, I make sure to mark my territory by taking a massive dump.

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josefkoe 7

at least they wernt talking about you

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