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By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

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By worstfatherever - 10/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

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By lovealways22 - 17/07/2012 07:19 - United States - Littleton

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

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By jruth7 - 15/05/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 06:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, after a grueling business trip, my husband and I came home to all our furniture broken, every window smashed, all the floors scratched and carpets ripped, all our electronics stolen, and all our food and booze gone. What happened? Our son held a party and invited literally everyone he could from campus. FML

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By schoolkiddo - 08/09/2010 07:35 - Australia

Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML

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By My_Name_Is_Zach - 23/07/2012 03:48

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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My regret

By regret - 30/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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Endo22 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:26

that'll teach you to stay the hell away from Europe. But seriously, would things have been different if you stayed? Be glad you didnt have to live through it all.

Attrox 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:39

...Wait. Your sister is pregnant. Your brother is arrested for rape. ... Dude, FYL for having an incestuous family!

Comments

itouchguy360 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 2:18

attrox is full of win

HyperExecuter 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 2:21

lol

iambatman123 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 2:23

RIP Swimmy

cinnaluna 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 2:41

Awwwwwee.... poor fishie... =

Bloodrush 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:24

wow an actual FML on this site? im rather impressed

jf7609 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:41

wow....what other good news awaited you?

No1likesMe 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:42

duz someone want to tell me whats wrong wid his sis being pregnant?

greeneye_fml 12

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:54

If you can't figure that out there's no point in explaining it.

No1likesMe 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:21

seriously if pepl didnt get pregnant u wouldnt b her so dont treat me like a idiot

hellykitten 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 20:34

use spell check and correct grammar for once and maybe people wouldn't treat you like an idiot.

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:05

I was actually getting into this FML until the part about the fish dying. If you're going to make up an FML, at least finish it strong, not with something weak like your fish dying.