Intimacy: Wham bam thank you ma'am

Wham bam thank you ma'am

By Noname - 11/03/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, while I was showering in my dorm, a hand reached through the curtain and grabbed my ass. I hit the person on the other side of the curtain. He opened the curtain, thinking that I was his girlfriend. He apologized, then went on to have sex with his girlfriend in the shower stall next to me. FML

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By elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By Lisa - 11/12/2018 04:00 - Romania

Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML

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Heat of passion

By owl + bungee cord - 07/01/2014 20:38 - United States - Herndon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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Oh hi!

By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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Steamy

By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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Pissed

By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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Ole_Stinker 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:24

Too bad you didn't knock the guy out. Any guy who walks into a women's bathroom and blindly puts his hand into a stall needs to be clobbered, even if he does think his girlfriend is in there.

uscscreenwriter 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:09

#12, guys aren't allowed in a women's restroom ANYWHERE.

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30days 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:47

In one of the buildings in my school the floors are either all-guy or all-girl so when I'm hangin out with my friend who lives there we always use the girls bathroom cause its closer and so do all the other guys who live on that side of the floor too.

greatnt249 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:53

Not quite sure what you're getting at, #30, but my point was that it's college, and rules don't stop people from doing whatever the hell they want...that includes people having sex in male/female only showers. I can understand why one would be mad about having their ass grabbed in the shower by mistake, but pressing charges over an accident is a bit extreme.

wasabipeas 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:36

I would make a HUGE stink about this. Like, a stranger groped you! While you were naked! What the HELL?! And obviously wasn't even really sorry, or he would have taken his nasty girlfriend somewhere else to have sex. Geez. You should report him to campus safety or something, that crosses every line I've ever heard of.

99problems_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:40

You shouldve joined in or at least taped it in retaliation.

xalfredx 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:29

that's uncomfortable...you should of reached in the shower and played with his balls and been like oh!!i thought these were my boyfriends balls..my bad

blink182girl13 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:38

Why is everyone getting all worked up and saying they should get in trouble and shit? Big deal, they had sex. I think it's retarded when people get offended for getting "touched inappropriately" when it's usually just a butt grab or something stupid. Yeah, what happened in this story was kinda gross and awkward, but oh well. The people who get offended are the ugly fat ones who want attention. Believe me, I know from attending my high school.

YesyDidWhat 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 4:50

Are you kidding me? Helloooo OP was NAKED, what part of that don't you understand?! It's inappropriate for anyone to touch you in the bathroom (private place) unless its your partner.

karma_89812 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:56

dang a lot of you are getting offended....people have sex in the showers all the time at my school...then again, i go to school in vermont...one liberal enough to have a streaking team...haha

jez35blue 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 5:18

Sexual Harrassment!!!!!!!! Get your RA to document his ass! Gross....

jez35blue 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 5:20

Sexual Harrassment! You should get your RA to document him. Gross

vitiation4 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 7:24

Holy shit it's seems like a hell of a lot of you are ******* prude as hell. Press charges?!?! Sue happy are we? Yeah that wasn't cool, but **** it wasn't like he did it on purpose and was gonna rape her. People are so ridiculously prude. And having sex with his girlfriend next to her? Haha good job man.