What a dick

By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 07:29 - United States

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Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
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GuitarFail123 9

wow... thats umm interesting to say the least....

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eurekaroy 6

Well did you ask him if he could give you a real mans number then?

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Torva_fml 16

When do you plan on calling him?

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nessaspissed 0

I'm guessing NEVER

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skinthesnakes 6

I heard erectile disfunction works wonders...

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iFizzgig 11

Today, I was on break with my coworker when I read this comment and laughed so hard sweet tea came out of my nose and onto her. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

So he can take one of those little blue pills and have a 4 hour erection. Plenty of time to use it to point to a real man unless he passes out first.

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malignantmegan 3

Lol please post the number some of us could be having fun, and by fun I mean the next FML being from him complaining about too many drunken texts/phone calls. C'mon, wouldn't that be great? ;)

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imcutefml 0

Those designs in ur pic are amazing!

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malignantmegan 3

104- it's called kandi and I make and sell it message me for more info if you are interested

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Mads933 1

Yeah. I agree those are really amazing!

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spazz666 18

Do you get your patterns off Kandipatterns or do you design them? XD my mask always gets stuck on my industrialll >.>

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malignantmegan 3

149- I design some On my own and I get a few off there just depends on whether I can make it myself/or I find one I like

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Llama_Face89 33

I have honestly never seen a kandi mask like that! It's sick...make me one? :D

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iFizzgig 11

404-PUP-LODA, y'all have fun

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Mads933 1

How do you buy them cause I can't figure it out? An I really want one.(:

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malignantmegan 3

229- I make you a custom one or whatever you want and post it on yardsellr sweetie :)

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JHandAC 4

Well, either he was joking or he wants to have sex with his sons girlfriend. PEOPLE, QUICKLY- PICK A SIDE... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... DING, DING, DING- YOUR TIME IS UP CONTESTANTS!!! The verdicts please? I say 'joking'. What say you FML?

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Seduisant 7

You sound like an annoying person to be around.

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Savra_fml 17

Where would the FML be if it was a joke?

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GrooveSponge 0

41, you don't have to be such a little bitch about it. People these days...

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I vote he's going to pull the "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" trick.

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drawmesunshine 17

41, You currently have 41 thumbs up. This is pleasing to me.

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KailyKii 11

He just has balls, hopfully for you, giant ones.

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DocBastard 38

Dad: Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man feels like. OP: Call me when you're ready to feel what my foot in your ass feels like.

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Savra_fml 17

Dad: Nah, I already know. It feels like a coke bottle.

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tabarnak_fml 7

What up with you replying to every comment trying to be funny...

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Savra_fml 17

64, I'm bored. And I'll do what I want. Not allowed to reply? What up with you stalking me?

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