What are you doing?

By dating a moron - 14/12/2014 17:30 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to come if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML
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Sandman366 6

"I'm not dating a Japanese pornstar. I'm dating you. Just be you, please...."

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kingcaper817 14

Yeah that's sorta racist sorry about that op that must've scarring. You'll find someone better

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demonfacee 14

Why would anybody be attracted to **** stars anyway?

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the_real_dvd 21

I can't stand girls who fake it. Every girl's button is a little different the same way not all guys like the same thing. Be straight forward, tell me what you like, and I'll get to it. But fake hentai moaning would definitely kill the mood.

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edmunson 22

I guess I am at kind of a loss here. Just exactly what is a Japanese **** star supposed to sound like?

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sabbyheartswhat 23

Google it. And turn the volume WAAAAAAAAAY up. :3 Enjoy your learning experience.

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blargblah 12

Doesn't matter had sex. Stop complaining.

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jordyn20915 14

have you ever watched Asian ****? They all sound like really angry cats

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MymB612 14

Aw OP, it's sort of cute that she went and tried to do what she thought you might like. Cute intentions, but let her know all she needs to do is be herself and moan when she feels something :)

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