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By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 03:30 - New Zealand

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML

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By xoxo - 01/04/2020 02:00 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By epicsquishii - 01/05/2012 11:02 - United States - Riverbank

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 08:35

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Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 09:11 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided to suddenly stop in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML

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Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Spicy

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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Martinez0285 28

Saturday 27 September 2014 19:46

"Bend over! ..please? No? Ok"

Futacy 29

Saturday 27 September 2014 19:53

Way to make someone feel insecure.

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steam_engenius 21

Thursday 2 October 2014 5:21

There needs to be an, "I agree, his life sucks" option for this post.

FANGSINURFACE 2

Thursday 2 October 2014 15:49

That wasn't cool :(

AliciaMeow 12

Sunday 5 October 2014 1:08

"FML"? More like, **** his life. OP, don't do that shit to him.

Bladed 3

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:43

That's so mean! You probably hurt his feelings!

RayvenWhite 12

Wednesday 8 October 2014 15:56

That's just low! Way to kill a guys self confidence! What's wrong with you?

tristanc27 7

Wednesday 8 October 2014 21:25

Dick move

impulsive_ghost 3

Monday 13 October 2014 23:45

Asshole

Aegimus 5

Thursday 16 October 2014 20:44

*ahem*. You're a bitch.

camthecannibal 6

Monday 3 November 2014 7:06

A guy dominating can be such a turn on, but suuuch a turn off when he's not convincing. I get how that can be funny but poor guy, at least he tried :(

LegitimateSalmon 12

Sunday 31 January 2016 2:20

Wow you are a such an asshole way to make an insecure guy feel even worse! **** his life and screw yours

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Today, someone thought I was my boyfriend's daughter, instead of his girlfriend. I'm 4'11", he's 6'2", and this has happened four times already. FML

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Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys… a big black rubber cock. FML

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Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

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Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

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Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML

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Today, and like every month, my husband goes through the wastebasket and checks my used pads for proof that I’m not lying about being on my period to get out of sex, all because once, I didn’t feel like having sex and said I was on my period, even though I wasn’t. He found out I lied because he saw my clean pad. FML

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Today, I taught my daughter to tell a teacher if she was being bullied. My husband however taught her teachers are useless, and if you punch bullies in the balls really hard, they will bend forwards which puts them in a good position for an uppercut that will knock out teeth. The school is furious. FML

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Today, the only one that became aroused while looking at me in my sexy Halloween costume was my dog. FML

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