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All depends on the guy's attitude, if he has humility he'll understand why she laughed, and probably laugh himself.
BURN!!
I'm seeing alot of ydi but honestly imagine someone usually really submissive then outta nowhere "bend over bitch" between the situation and the shock alot of people would start laughing
This should've been his FML.
He posted a FML it is in moderation
"Today, I tried to be dominant in bed with my girlfriend. She started laughing so hard at me we had to stop. FML"
He deserved it for getting out of his assigned place in the food chain...
wouldn't it be quite amusing, if he decided that, he had enough of being laughed at...
Well maybe a different role play would be better
Hahaha, this kind of sounds like me. I've read that most gals like her man to be dominant so I tried it a couple times but it just didn't feel right and honestly felt a little forced :/
Not all of us like that. I had one boyfriend who tried to get me hot and bothered by describing how he was going to tie me up and spank me, and as soon as I stopped wiping away tears of laughter, I explained that his fantasy was about as arousing to me as the thought of a root canal.
The one time we decided for my boyfriend to be dominant/rough during a *******, after a minute he stopped and didn't want to "take it" (pleasure? control? not sure) from me. I thought it was sweet (also it wasn't as fun as I thought it might be).
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"Bend over! ..please? No? Ok"
Way to make someone feel insecure.