Intimacy: What are you doing?

What are you doing?

By Noname - 20/02/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 22:29 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By Damn - 05/06/2012 19:36 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML

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By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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Blinding

By ... - 29/11/2008 11:50 - France

Today, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You Can Leave Your Hat On." When the song was over, I was completely naked. She then said : "Maybe we should've closed the shutters…" FML

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By sarah6786 - 22/01/2013 02:27 - United States - Schenectady

Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML

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By married an old man - 05/03/2013 17:57 - United States - Rancho Mirage

Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML

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By fuck my arse - 08/08/2013 22:15 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML

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Kat_MS 0

Friday 20 February 2009 14:03

Heh maybe he was just tired....

sillypun 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:23

joe joe - thanks midnightraven. Melly: She wanted to feel sexy. As a women its her right to feel sexy. I bet your boyfriend is buttering rolls like a soup-kitchen-christian when he's taxing your nastiness. Nothing degrading about a wife and a husband making each other feel sexy.

Comments

NoobHuntah 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 2:43

You're a tool Mel

megamandude455 10

Friday 21 May 2010 4:26

"uh baby, can you stop? i'm trying to watch this Porno."

beckybecks20 8

Tuesday 10 August 2010 8:43

You fail:D

mells105 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 22:50

she's old and fat?

ChiefLancaster 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 2:43

She must of been my ex wife,, and SHE was a HUGE,, and fat and UGLY,, Thank GOD she never did a strip tease for me, she couldn't dance besides being ugly..

kweenbitch 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 5:23

Illinois= your most likely a fat slob with missing teeth. *strippers know damn well what they're doing, that's why your men go to them...and not to you. tip: rent a DVD next time on how to do a strip tease and hit the treadmill. use a wig and outfit to spice it up. men get sick of the same thing over and over. oh, and put your back into it!